Despite other people’s negative comments about it, I think it’s pretty cool to be able to make a cake this fast. About a year ago, I ran into…, My New Heroine: Jaden Magically Makes Calories Turn Negative « off the (meat)hook - [...] recipe for Negative Calorie Chocolate Cake looks brilliant. Happy to hear that it is delicious though! So what companies do is say that the serving size is .5 grams. The cake is 280 kcals, as stated in the table. Use your favorite combination of nuts to make this quick and easy chocolate nut bark. Cute Jaden!!! I have resisted the temptation of making something like this for long…now I can without the guilt! Top with warm chocolate sauce, reduced pomegranate juice, fresh raspberries or a sprinkling of powdered sugar (or all of the above!). The taste issue with apple sauce doesn’t always bother me, ESPECIALLY with stronger flavored cakes such as Brandi’s low-fat chocolate mug cake recipe … Size: 100g Serving Size: 42g Ingredients: Cocoa liquor, cocoa butter, raw cane sugar Fat: 22g (14g saturated fat) Total Carbs: 15g (6g sugar, 6g fiber) For me, Vivani is one of the best dark chocolate bars in the world. Jokes are supposed to be funny. Have a fun day ! She says it’s negative calories because you get points for eating such a brilliant dessert, not that the dessert itself has no calories. You can try out some of the recipes on her blog such…, The Answer To Our Chocoholic Prayers: Negative Calorie Chocolate Cake (?!) Inne- hmmm…photographing the cake is worth at least another 38 calories, right? Can you do ‘negative calorie ice cream and alcohol’ ? Brilliant idea. where is the negative calories (not that that even exists) part of this recipe? And I think you can substract some more calories for the photographing, writing and blogging about your chocolate cake. thanks a lot for sharing the recipe! Will try to make it one of these days… Thanks Jaden! It’s a joke, morons. You obviously appear to be pretty knowledgeable on the subject. I’m glad you liked it. Print Pin Rate. Yes. These crunchy and crispy chocolate graham crackers have a tiny bit of spicy ancho chile on top. Pecan Torte. These handmade Buddha Bowls are perfect for your one-bowl meals. It comes together so fast and I love the chocolate … I’ll be back for more! Jaden, I love your views on calories and I can’t wait to try this recipe with Hawaii’s Apple Bananas-they are so good I don’t eat regular bananas anymore! Darn you, woman! We like to use chocolate with 60-72% cacao content in these rich, fudgelike brownies, as it imparts a deeper, fuller flavor than less-chocolaty choices. Plus, you would have to be an idiot not to realise everything has calories!! I came upon this recipe while looking for something different to do with a chocolate cake mix. If you put a scoop of ice cream on your brilliant cake, it would positively be diet food. Must show this post to my partner – he doesn’t normally read any food blogs (apart from mine) but he read your coconut cracking post and thought it very funny. and easy! Sheer brilliance. I’m off to Kroger again!!! Very well done! You'll need about 4-6 small, individual serving sized ramekins. Quick. I must try it! I know it’s a joke too, but those of wondering, it would be nice to know calorie count. Add another 30 seconds. I am sure lots of people will be trying your version of this cake. Not particularly funny, instead misleading, particularly since this page is most likely to be visited by people looking for low calorie recipies. Satisfy your cravings with these tasty chocolate indulgences. I love your whole attitude about this cake! Perhaps you should stop by and have a look? Jennifer- i hope you take pics and post…let me know and I’ll link to it. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our, Trader Joe’s Just Spilled Details About 9 Products Coming to Stores This Holiday Season, Hot Cocoa “Charcuterie” Boards Are Our Favorite New Holiday Trend. Calorie Counted Recipes for Sandwiches & Wraps. - PURPLEPINKANDORANGE.COM - [...] as much as the recipes she creates. thanks! The rules the FDA have say that a company can claim it food products have 0 fat if there is .5 grams of fat per serving or less. I make a similar cake using sour cream instead of milk and oil. Love you, Jaden! This is pure genius! My only problem is that I don’t actually know how many calories are in this, but I’m sure there’s a way to figure it out. Here are 2 of my favourite low calorie sweet tooth snacks that are exclusive to my subscribers. Soft, sweet & fudgy low-cal chocolate mug cake perfect for cravings. I’ll also burn calories by walking to the store in the August heat to buy a Betty Crocker cake mix; after eating my first serving, making several trips back into the kitchen to steal a few extra bites; fending off others who want me to share; and of course, all that mouth movement as I devour this decadent treat–I think that puts me at -132 calories. I haven’t tried …but its worth experimenting, Argus- oh wow – I can deduct another 35 calories. Every microwave is different - here are some guidelines: Check with toothpick to see if cake is done. Haha! It looks remarkably good, considering how it was made. Surely this is a joke.. yes, okay it is. I can’t wait to try this… Oh man, I’m impressed! Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly grease and pat down two cookie sheets. Not this time. Your email address will not be published. 🙂, Just adding banana instead of oil doesn’t make cake negetive calorie.. it can’t be true. In a separate bowl, whisk together the whole eggs, vanilla extract … Tags: chocolate, healthy habits, high protein, Kodiak cakes, low calorie, pancakes Amy Roskelley Certified as a Nutrition & Wellness Consultant with the AFPA (American Fitness Professionals and … I am pleased to present to you, my Negative Calorie Chocolate Cake.  Never before in the history of desserts has there ever been such an luscious cake that is this good for your inner chocoholic self. Oh my, I was wondering how you’ve calculated a neg calorie for this sinful looking molten chocolate cake…aaand based on your calculations, you’re right…it is negative! I am sorry to have to be the one to break the bad news to you but your zero calorie butter spray is a LIE. Welcome to the internet. I, for one, found this post extremely enjoyable. ABRACADABRA….fat (cooking oil is %100 fat) can now be labeled as FAT FREE !!!!! Thanks so much. Eat real, unprocessed food more often and you won’t have to worry so much about how much you’re eating. Just note your final time so that you won't have to check for doneness next time. I think I’m going to try brandy soaked cherries. Personally I love the whole pomegranate drizzle! After that you simply would want to use silver polish on each utensil to maintain its maintenance up. That shall be my superhero name! We can't resist big, soft, fudgy cookies, like those found in glass jars on bake-shop counters. Do you people not have a sense of humor? My girlfriend Daphne will split the batter make a small batch of brownies with one half but with the other half she nukes it for 45 to 60 seconds and pours the subsequent hot fudge it creates over vanilla ice cream OMG! Particularly when it got cold. Brilliant!!! I constantly think of ways I’m burning calories…taking the stairs instead of the elevator, walking with my kids, etc….so I could appreciate the HUMOR in the calorie count. Mars. Sandi- yeah, i sure wish life worked that way. It would be negative calorie if you ran fr an hour while eating it! And for blogging about it, minus another 12 calories, girl! Oh, how I wanted it to be fabulous! How about NEGATIVE star for a misleading title!. I love that this won’t get my apartment hot! “Negative calories”, eh? A super indulgent Low Fat Chocolate Mug Cake recipe, to cheat on your diet WITHOUT cheating! (While you’re at it, minus another 15 calories for taking the luscious photos) 😉, I’ve been enjoying your blog for the past week or so, thought I’d leave my first comment…. Kids love these! Fabulous things come out of the Steamy Kitchen. Yeah, I thought it was funny until I read those rude comments. Terms & Conditions / Privacy Policy / Official Giveaway Rules. It sounds like the perfect girlie girl “in a pinch” snack. cake. No WAY. Sounds very interesting You’ve a unique way of baking… I’m going to have to give this a whirl! A lot of these rules make sense and are there for our protection. You might just be surprised at what you are really eating. The different types of cookware include stainless steel, enameled White flour is a no no. 1/2 cup sugar 1/4 cup brown sugar 1/4 cup softened butter 1 tsp vanilla 1 egg white 1 cup flour (I used all-purpose) 1/2 tsp baking soda 1/4 tsp salt 1/2 cup miniature chocolate chips. Turned out delightful. if you take a fork and make marks on the peel it will brown in the spots that were broken from the prongs because the sugar in the peel browns. Omg. Pretty clever idea. You’re proof that there should be an intelligence test before you are allowed to post comments on the internet. Will rubbing Bananas ripen them quicker? I haven’t tried this chocolate cake yet – but absolutely it will be one of my lists. Just in case you were upset that this was not telly a negative calorie cake, try my recipe for a zero calorie cake. Negative calories! Calories In Snacks Favourites. This shall justify the superhero tiara that I just bought for myself! I love the idea of using the banana! Keyword: gluten free, Healthy dessert, iifym recipe, macro friendly. And I can’t wait to try the negative calorie chocolate cake. Thats why its not listed. A small handful. 😛. As people start dining, one of your respective guests see the rust appearing at the tip of the fork that she was planning to put into her mouth. They are quick and easy to follow, made with whole-grain ingredients and are totally CALORIE FRIENDLY (Great for taking to work, or packing in lunch boxes as a healthy sweet tooth alternative).Also includes all nutritional information … -23”, And; …> “For…um….just because I said so -8” (Proprietary). LOL….That cake looks way to good to be that many calories.I mean,if you wanna see and eat a cake that good…you will have to go to Olive Garden and look on their dessert menu. That’s what I use freezer bananas for!! Jaden, I thought this was cute and funny. Kitt- yes…evil temptress! I’ve not tried freezing, so let me know how it comes out! Besides, so many people are going overboard on low cal, low fat, low carb. Been showing all the yummy dishes on your blog to my husband and he wanted me to make him this neg.